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Atheist Witnesses
May. 15th, 2016 04:43 pmThis did not happen today.
(doorbell rings) (I answer door)
Me: Can I help you?
Her: Oh, we were just spreading the word--
Me (firmly): No, thank you.
Her: Well, we're going door to door to invite people to our church--
Me (even more firmly): I said, NO, thank you.
Her: Well--
Me: How would you like it if I went door to door, spreading the word of atheism? And I rang your doorbell and said, "Hello, here's a newspaper about how God doesn't exist, and you're all alone in the Universe, and everything you've ever been told about a kind and forgiving deity is brainwashing bullshit designed to separate you from your money, so that organized religions that protect and provide sanctuary to pedophiles and rapists can fill their coffers?"
Her: (speechless)( I continue to go off )
(doorbell rings) (I answer door)
Me: Can I help you?
Her: Oh, we were just spreading the word--
Me (firmly): No, thank you.
Her: Well, we're going door to door to invite people to our church--
Me (even more firmly): I said, NO, thank you.
Her: Well--
Me: How would you like it if I went door to door, spreading the word of atheism? And I rang your doorbell and said, "Hello, here's a newspaper about how God doesn't exist, and you're all alone in the Universe, and everything you've ever been told about a kind and forgiving deity is brainwashing bullshit designed to separate you from your money, so that organized religions that protect and provide sanctuary to pedophiles and rapists can fill their coffers?"
Her: (speechless)( I continue to go off )
