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verushka70All I can say is my Essentials of Pediatrics Nursing textbook is an unbelievable snoozefest. The only textbook I've had that could take something inherently interesting and turn it into something even more boring than "Essentials of Peds" was our Interpersonal Communications book. Somehow, reading about it (which should be interesting) has been made insufferably boring thanks to the usual dry, academic prose style of textbooks designed to bore you to death as they attempt to fill your mind with information you mostly won't ever use again in the Real World.
So (of course!), since that was so frakkin' boring, I started thinking about pegfic. Because, ONE DUE SOUTH PEGFIC? wtf?! I mean, if anything rivals Fraser/RayK in heat, it would have to be the Rays or Fraser getting pegged. At the very least, we need more RayK/Stella pegging fic. The one DS pegfic I have on my del.icio.us Pegfic Mothership is so lonely there, all by itself, surrounded by six BtVS pegfics, three BSG pegfics, and numerous RPFs...
So I thought about pegfic pairings. (Assume F-->M, but I'll entertain deviations because, well, how could I not?)
Due South: virtually any F-->RayK. (Canonically, he did say, "I'll try anything.") and, hello! Meg Thatcher?! State's Attorney Louise-->RayV? And surely Fraser, RayV, and even Welsh are begging for pegging. And what about Fraser's half-sister Maggie? I wonder about her. She could peg RayK, too.
PotC: The term pegging came from pirates and their pegboys! Obviously, Elizabeth must peg Capt. Jack. Sure, she can peg Will -- and Norrington deserves to be pegged. But if any of them is swishing around asking to be pegged, it's definitely Jack Sparrow!
CSI (LV) -- Strong women who can peg (Catherine, Sara... Lady Heather...) and pretty men who need pegging: Grissom, Nick, Warrick, Greg (and Greg is quite the little fetishboy, anyway, in't he?)
V for Vendetta: Evey-->V (may be regarded as heretical... or inspired...)
Coupling: any of the guys. All of them!
Star Wars: isn't it obvious? Leia-->Han Solo ...or -->Lando, even -->Luke if you can get past the incest squick there. And (earlier) Amidala-->Anakin, because he definitely needs it. And someone should peg Obi-Wan, because it's Ewan McGregor, fer chrissakes!
XF: You know Scully-->Mulder. And probably Scully-->Skinner. Or some bdsm Scully-->Krycek!
BSG: (1) There should be more Kara-->Leoben. More. MORE. (B) Hello, "Unfinished Business"! Kara-->Lee, Kara-->Anders... Boomer-->?? (who should she pick?) and why the hell not Pres.Laura-->Cmdr. Adama?! They looked pretty cozy in the flashbacks...
Deadwood: obviously Swearingen -- the man already had a hooker fingering him; pegging can't be far behind. But Bullock, oh, Bullock! and sweet Sol, too. Alma's not going to be up for this... but Trixie would. Joanie too.
Dr. Who: the (10th) Dr. should be pegged. Often. Perhaps a peg-of-the-week guest actress? Because you'd have to keep that unresolved pegging tension between the Dr. and his companion Rose... right? (ducks)
Veronica Mars: Veronica pegs, of course... maybe Mac would, too. Logan -- he needs to be pegged. (I could never get into Duncan.) Logan's already madly in love with her, plus he told Veronica "I didn't think it was possible to make you more butch" after he took her to the Clint Eastwood movie marathon. And Weevil must be pegged. Do not talk to me about Dick and Beaver. Dick was always evil, and Beav turned out to be evil, so... no pegging for them. No.
Other movies/shows/RPFs, in no particular order -- well, you could pretty much peg any of the following actors or characters and I'd love it:
The English Patient -- peg Ralph Fiennes. And Willem DaFoe. Come to think of it:
Autofocus --Willem Dafoe again... and Greg Kinnear. Although it was a decadently creepy film, it was occasionally sexy, in a totally sleazy, skeezy kind of way. Plus slashy.
Last Night --Craig of course! cuz he probably had it written somewhere in the kitchen anyway.
Talented Mr. Ripley
Closer --Clive's and Jude's characters must be pegged!
Casino Royale --Daniel Craig!
Less Than Zero --Julian (Robert Downey, Jr.), 'course. Already pimped out to men.
Someone Like You -- Eddie (Hugh Jackman) needed pegging. For sure.
X-Men --Wolverine! *guh* There's nothing like pegging a big, strapping masculine man!
Jarhead --Jake! *guh* those big eyes! nailing his gf to the wall, literally? (those buns!) and naked in a Santa Claus hat? so pegworthy!
Casanova --come on! with David Tennant as the young Casanova? He fell in love with a girl who looked like a boy and was pretending to be a castrati, fer chrissakes. He totally needed pegging!
Swoon -- I forget the names of the two actors who played Leopold & Loeb, but hot 1920s flappers should peg them. They were hot.
Sex, Lies & Videotape --Spader, for sure. Maybe Peter Gallagher, too. You know Laura San Giacomo's character would've been up for pegging either of them.
Out Of Sight --George Clooney!
Oceans 11 & 12 --Brad Pitt! Clooney again!
Alfie --the new one, w/Jude Law. He should've been pegged. He'd have liked it.
eXistenZ -- Jude Law again... that whole game module thing was penetration, basically! And Hugo -- just because CKR played him.
Dead Ringers -- both twins, Bev and Elliot, should've been pegged
Naked Lunch -- Peter Weller, and his pretty boy, Kiki (who was Dr. Carter's betraying lover in the DS ep "Letting Go," btw)
A History of Violence -- I can see why someone wrote Maria Bello/Viggo RPF pegfic. Because... yeah. That sex scene on the stairs.
Ok, you know it's bad when your last four ideas came from David Cronenberg films.
I really must go to bed. But... happy thoughts of pegfic. Yay.
So (of course!), since that was so frakkin' boring, I started thinking about pegfic. Because, ONE DUE SOUTH PEGFIC? wtf?! I mean, if anything rivals Fraser/RayK in heat, it would have to be the Rays or Fraser getting pegged. At the very least, we need more RayK/Stella pegging fic. The one DS pegfic I have on my del.icio.us Pegfic Mothership is so lonely there, all by itself, surrounded by six BtVS pegfics, three BSG pegfics, and numerous RPFs...
So I thought about pegfic pairings. (Assume F-->M, but I'll entertain deviations because, well, how could I not?)
Due South: virtually any F-->RayK. (Canonically, he did say, "I'll try anything.") and, hello! Meg Thatcher?! State's Attorney Louise-->RayV? And surely Fraser, RayV, and even Welsh are begging for pegging. And what about Fraser's half-sister Maggie? I wonder about her. She could peg RayK, too.
PotC: The term pegging came from pirates and their pegboys! Obviously, Elizabeth must peg Capt. Jack. Sure, she can peg Will -- and Norrington deserves to be pegged. But if any of them is swishing around asking to be pegged, it's definitely Jack Sparrow!
CSI (LV) -- Strong women who can peg (Catherine, Sara... Lady Heather...) and pretty men who need pegging: Grissom, Nick, Warrick, Greg (and Greg is quite the little fetishboy, anyway, in't he?)
V for Vendetta: Evey-->V (may be regarded as heretical... or inspired...)
Coupling: any of the guys. All of them!
Star Wars: isn't it obvious? Leia-->Han Solo ...or -->Lando, even -->Luke if you can get past the incest squick there. And (earlier) Amidala-->Anakin, because he definitely needs it. And someone should peg Obi-Wan, because it's Ewan McGregor, fer chrissakes!
XF: You know Scully-->Mulder. And probably Scully-->Skinner. Or some bdsm Scully-->Krycek!
BSG: (1) There should be more Kara-->Leoben. More. MORE. (B) Hello, "Unfinished Business"! Kara-->Lee, Kara-->Anders... Boomer-->?? (who should she pick?) and why the hell not Pres.Laura-->Cmdr. Adama?! They looked pretty cozy in the flashbacks...
Deadwood: obviously Swearingen -- the man already had a hooker fingering him; pegging can't be far behind. But Bullock, oh, Bullock! and sweet Sol, too. Alma's not going to be up for this... but Trixie would. Joanie too.
Dr. Who: the (10th) Dr. should be pegged. Often. Perhaps a peg-of-the-week guest actress? Because you'd have to keep that unresolved pegging tension between the Dr. and his companion Rose... right? (ducks)
Veronica Mars: Veronica pegs, of course... maybe Mac would, too. Logan -- he needs to be pegged. (I could never get into Duncan.) Logan's already madly in love with her, plus he told Veronica "I didn't think it was possible to make you more butch" after he took her to the Clint Eastwood movie marathon. And Weevil must be pegged. Do not talk to me about Dick and Beaver. Dick was always evil, and Beav turned out to be evil, so... no pegging for them. No.
Other movies/shows/RPFs, in no particular order -- well, you could pretty much peg any of the following actors or characters and I'd love it:
The English Patient -- peg Ralph Fiennes. And Willem DaFoe. Come to think of it:
Autofocus --Willem Dafoe again... and Greg Kinnear. Although it was a decadently creepy film, it was occasionally sexy, in a totally sleazy, skeezy kind of way. Plus slashy.
Last Night --Craig of course! cuz he probably had it written somewhere in the kitchen anyway.
Talented Mr. Ripley
Closer --Clive's and Jude's characters must be pegged!
Casino Royale --Daniel Craig!
Less Than Zero --Julian (Robert Downey, Jr.), 'course. Already pimped out to men.
Someone Like You -- Eddie (Hugh Jackman) needed pegging. For sure.
X-Men --Wolverine! *guh* There's nothing like pegging a big, strapping masculine man!
Jarhead --Jake! *guh* those big eyes! nailing his gf to the wall, literally? (those buns!) and naked in a Santa Claus hat? so pegworthy!
Casanova --come on! with David Tennant as the young Casanova? He fell in love with a girl who looked like a boy and was pretending to be a castrati, fer chrissakes. He totally needed pegging!
Swoon -- I forget the names of the two actors who played Leopold & Loeb, but hot 1920s flappers should peg them. They were hot.
Sex, Lies & Videotape --Spader, for sure. Maybe Peter Gallagher, too. You know Laura San Giacomo's character would've been up for pegging either of them.
Out Of Sight --George Clooney!
Oceans 11 & 12 --Brad Pitt! Clooney again!
Alfie --the new one, w/Jude Law. He should've been pegged. He'd have liked it.
eXistenZ -- Jude Law again... that whole game module thing was penetration, basically! And Hugo -- just because CKR played him.
Dead Ringers -- both twins, Bev and Elliot, should've been pegged
Naked Lunch -- Peter Weller, and his pretty boy, Kiki (who was Dr. Carter's betraying lover in the DS ep "Letting Go," btw)
A History of Violence -- I can see why someone wrote Maria Bello/Viggo RPF pegfic. Because... yeah. That sex scene on the stairs.
Ok, you know it's bad when your last four ideas came from David Cronenberg films.
I really must go to bed. But... happy thoughts of pegfic. Yay.