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[Man Speaking foreiggn languagg


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The dire toris Bruce McDonald.


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The film s rd Core Logo.



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[Man]Hey, oe, what does

the name Hard Core Logo mean ?


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Logo's a Greek word.

I t means si m i lar."


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[ Farts ]

A sign.


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Thepunk rock

Hard Core Logo...


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means di rect action'

means question authority' means anarchy.


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You don't lik h o d

you're livin in, o o 't

lik h nswers you're gettin .


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I t's I i ke' Fuck you."

And that's exactly

what we were al I about. Fuck you.


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Anything lse, Bruce,


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that we need to cover,

to fi nish ?


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- [Bruce]How do ya mean by--

-J oe' what do ya-- How do ya--


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[Bruce]

What do you mean by Hard Core ?


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Move or fucki n' die.


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I f I want your cigarette,

I wi I I come and get it.


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I wi I I take it from you.


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But ifyou were smart'

you'I I just give it to me.


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Because that way'

it avoids confrontation.


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A I ittle whi le ago' Bucky Haight

got shot on his farm i n the Prai ries.


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Nobody's sure if it was

a Chapman-Lennon thi ng...


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or some ki nd of

stal ki ng thi ng.


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What we do know is he was shot'

and both his legs were am putated.


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- Both ?

- Both of 'em were.


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- I just heard it was one leg.

- I just got the cal I.


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- Both of 'em were am putated.

- I thi nk it was one.


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- I just--J ohnny.

- Okay' okay' sorry.


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Both-- Both of 'em...


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were cut offjust above the fucki n'--

just below the knee.


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I t's a stum p' anyway.

That's what I heard.


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And' uh-- So' this

benefit concert's for hi m.


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Fuckin' Chapman shoots Lennon, right ?

Rock androllassassinatio


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Cobain-- rock androllsuicide.


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Fuckin' Marvin ye The guy's

oldman shoots him in the head.


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That's fuckin'nice.

Do you know what I mean ?


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Bucky Haiggh . at motherfucker

was a fuckin'huge influence.


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I love thatguy. If it wasn't

forhim, I wouldn t be here.


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You know what I'm sayin ' ?


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That motherfucker was fuckin'robbed,

and that's whatpiss me off.


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It'spayback tim I owe him.

This is forhim.


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[Bruce]So what have you

been doing o fi years,,Joe ?


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[Joe]

Whatever I want. I don't know.


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Fuckin'around.

Iget by.


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Play ittle fuckin'acoustic igg

once in a while 'mJoe Dick.


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People come andsee that. This is

different. The whole band's together.


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It's not jus theJoe Dick h .

This is a band. This is a gang.


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[Bruce]How does, uh,

Pipp ontrib te to this gang ?


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[Joe] When he's not

a fuckin' freak of nature,


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he's-he's bright andhe's

reallygoodat what he does.


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He's a tough i le u

on his own merit, you know.


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If there was everaproblem, Pipp o d

be in there in a second, andhe's nuts.


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[Bruce]

Uh, so tellme about the last tour.


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I know you hadsomeproblems

with, uh, Oxenberger.


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[Joe]He's a gang member.

He hadsomeproblems.


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He had, lik , a breakdown,

andhe's fine now.


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He's still Johnny to us.

Always llbe, you know ?


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If people haveproblems you don't

abandon them, unless u're a fucker.


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[Bruce]SoJoe, when was

the last tim o aw Billy Tallent ?


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[Joe]He got on aplane

to somewhere being bigg ot,


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so I haven'tseen him

fora while


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But, you know, I miss m

He'llbe back. Always s


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When he says he's gonna be somewhere,

he's there.


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He maynot enjoy i

He'llbitch,, but he'llbe there.


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What are you asking e ?


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I grew up with Hard Core Logo.

I have al I thei r al bums.

I just total ly love them.


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They're amazi ng.

You know what I mean ?


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They're not just people

who are tal ki ng about stuff.


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They're people who are-- who are

maki ng it happen' who are doi ng it.


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Bucky Haight was a real ly

good friend of m i ne.


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When someone shoots your friend,

you gotta do somethi ng about it.


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You know' what Hard Core Logo are doi ng

is a real ly cool thi ng.


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When J oe Dick contacted me

about a benefit...


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for his friend Bucky Haight,


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I thought it was an excel lent way

to raise awareness about this issue

for younger people.


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[Bruce]

Joe calledme up andsaid.


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he hadsome recordcompanymoney to film

a reunion showat the Commodore.


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He made me an offer

I couldn t refuse.


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And' uh' I said,

I 'I I be there."


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/ You better leave me alone /


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/ You better leave me alone /


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/ You better leave me alone //


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/ Skanky stupid gi rls

Skanky stupid gi rls /


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/ Castrate me

Skanky stupid gi rls //


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// [ Conti nues' I ndisti nct ]


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- //[Contin s

- [John]Howare you doin' ?


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How's it goi n' ?


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[John]

Did you jus get offtheplane ?


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Art.


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// [ I ndisti nct ]


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//[Contin s


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[Laura Over P.A. ]

Bucky Haiggh has been shot.


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Luckilly, he's alive.


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But countless thers are dead

because ourgovernment...


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still llows guns to be

purch edin this counrty. .


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Make guns illeggal!


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Andnow, breaking

five years of sile e,


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Vanncouver's favorite

badboys of punk,


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Hard Core Logo !


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[ Audie e Cheering]


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You people'

you're the fucki n' coolest !


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[Cheering, h ting]


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You see'

I was just lyi ng there,


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'cause I saw you cut your fucki n'

ponytai ls' you stupid fucki n' cunts.


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That wasn't very nice.


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You'd thi nk there was

a fucki n' punk rock revival on.


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You don't know shit

from good chocolate' babies.


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[Cheering]


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[Cheering]


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/ I 'I I fuck you when

I say I 'm ready /


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/ Who the hel l

you thi nk you are /


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/ Rude to the waiter

'cause he looks I i ke me /


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/ Who the hel l

you thi nk you are /


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/ Tipp e valet

to get your Rolls/


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/ Who the hel l

you thi nk you are /


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/ Taki n' that hooker

to the side of the road /


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/ Who the hel l

you thi nk you are /


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/ Who the hel l

you thi nk you are /


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/ Who the hel l

you thi nk you are /


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/ Pour yourself

a glass of port /


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/ Pour yourseIf another port /


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/ Cal I your wife a fucki n' bitch

just because you're sti nki n' rich /


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/ Get back home

at a quarter to ten /


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/ Who the hel l

you thi nk you are /


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/ Your wife and kids

are all in bed /


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/ Who the hell

you thinkyou are /


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/ Pour yourselfanotherport/


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/ Who the hell

you think youare/


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/ Pouryourselfanother port /


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/ Who the hell

you thinkyou are /


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/ Who the hell

you thinkyou are /


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/ Who the hell

you thinkyou are /


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/ Pouryourself

a glass of port /


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/ Pouryourselfanother port /


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/ Call your wife a fuckin' bitch

just because you're stinkin' rich /


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Guitar !


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Not bad for four guys

who haven't played together in a while.


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- [Bruce]Surpris ?

- Yeah' I think we won.


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- We won too.

- We won.


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[Bruce]

Jenifur Howserio is this ?


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Jenifur ? 's reallyfuckin'serio .

It's a bigg ntract.


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I fille in for, um--

What's his name ? Theguitarguy.


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- Earl.

- Earl,, gh ,


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on the Lol lapalooza dates.


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And' um' I guess

now he's out for good.


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So,Jenifur--Jenifur--

Is it a done deal ?


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I t's not done com pletely. Not yet.

I 'm just waiti ng for some papers.


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Waiti ng for papers' green card,

and then I 'm gone.


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- Yougetpaid.

- Yeah' I 'm maki n' money

for the fi rst fucki n' ti me.


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I t's m uch different

than J oe and the boys.


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[Bruce]

Joe seemedprettyhappy u were here.


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He seemeda little worrie

you weren 't even gonna show up.


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Wel I ' you know,

he's a bi tch.


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/ You' you' you' you /


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/ Who the hel l

you th i n k you a re /


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/ You' you' you' you /


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/ Who the hel l

you th i n k you a re //


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- [ Yel I s ]

- [Cheering]


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That was hotter

tha n s h i t' m a n.


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H ey' have a d ri n k' m a n.


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[Pipp

We kick supreme ass !


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Billy, h was fuckin ' awesome, man.

That was so great.


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- I ' m Da n ny. Th i s i s Pete.

- I ' m Pete.


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- The Fl as h Basta rds.

We opened u p for you.

- Yea h' I was watch i ng.


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- You d i d g reat.

- That was so awesom e' m a n.


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- You g uys a re the s h i t' m a n.

- H ey' you' re i n J en i fu r now' eh ?


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- Uh' yeah' yeah.

- That's cool.


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- What happened to that Earl guy ?

- He got sick.

I don't know what happened.


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- What the fuck ?

- Shut up !


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He's mine.

I'm going to take him now.


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-Joseph.

- Fags.


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He called us fags' man.


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[Laura Shouting]

Hello ?


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Thank you.

[Chuckles]


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I just wanted to let you

all know that tonight'


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we raised just over

$20'000.


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BuckyHaiggh !

BuckyHaiggh !


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Okay' well' thanks again.

Party.


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[Joe]

Five cities It's fuckin'easy..


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Calga , Regina, Win p g,

Saskatoon andEdmonton.


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- Okay' I'll go.

I'll go' go' go' go if--

- //[Loungg


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- [ Stammering ]

- Slow down' freak.


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Slow down.

No staying in the vans,


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you book hotels'

and we don't stay at any band houses.


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Okay' I lost you

after I'll go."


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That's all.

That's what I liked.


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And I don't wanna have

to baby-sit you.


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- I've been both a mother

and a father to you.

- Shut up.


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- Fuck off.

- That's not buddies.


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That's not buddies.

I got something forya.


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J ust so you know

I'm thinking about you.


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It's a picture that I got when I saw it.

And it's ofyou and I liked it.


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Put it in a frame and dust it off,

if I can fuckin' find it.


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[ Coughs ]

Oh ! Got it.


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Put batteries in it.


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- That's not buddies.

- It's funny' though.


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- To me' it's funny.

- When I get back I'm done' right ?


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- Yeah.

- No' say it. Mean it.


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- Say it.

- Okay. Say it' mean it.',


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- Mean it' say it.',

- Say it.


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- When I get back' I'm done.',

- When I get back' I'm done.',


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- That didn't make any fuckin' sense.

- So ?


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You asked me to say it,

I did it.


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Anything else

you'd like from me ?


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- What are we doing today ? Hey !

- //[Stops]


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Where did Billy go ?

Where's Billy ?


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Billy's gone.

Uh-oh. Where's Billy ?


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- Billy--

- //[Resumes]


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Man' you scare the shit out of me

when you time-travel like that.


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[ Groans ]


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It's good to see you back.

You scared me.


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//[Stops]


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- //[Resumes]

- I'm right here !

You don't even care when I'm gone.


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When you're gone' I look foryou.

I make an effort.


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I'm gone. Wow' he's gone.

He doesn't even look.


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That's not buddies.

That's not a fun game.


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You'restill

a contrary motherfucker.


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It'll be fun.


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[ Groans ] Oh' my goodness.

My life is just so complex.


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[Man] Theycan ride h wholepunk

nostalgia thing s ngas they want.


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It'llbe apiece of cake

to book the tour


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And with Billy playing guitar

forJenifur' that's gonna pull

in some more people as well.


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Not to take anything away from Joe

and the other guys. They're good guys.


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Say theymakesix Gs,

andthey take my 15%,


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Say theymakesix Gs,

andthey take my 15%,


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the van' the food' gas,


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hotel, fourguys,

3,000 miles, five niggh s


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- At this point'

you do it for love' you know ?

- [ Answering Machine Beeps]


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JohnJohn' it'sJoe.


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We got an advance from Mulligan,

Billy's in.


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So packyour bags. It looks like

we got ourselves a convoy' you copy ?


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[Joe OverPhone]Ilin up a van.

Igotagreat fuckin'deal.


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That film ew's coming ith .

They're making movie out us.


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Sogeta note from Celin , geta note

from yourdoctor, whoever, man.


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Don'tblow this.

6:00 a.m. 6:00 a.m. Be there.


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[John's Voice]

November, 5:00 a.m.


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Why the hellare twogrown men

still a ing h selves

Joe Dick ndBilly Tallent ?


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When theygave themselves

those names, they were 16, 17.


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The questio s,, when do theystop

using h ? Forty ? Fifty ? x y


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You wonderiftheyremember

theirrealselves--


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Joe Mulgrew, Bill oisy.


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Then there 's Pipp

Can 't even remember his real name.


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I used to want a punk handle too.

I jus couldn t find one that fit.


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It was always hn.

John. John Oxenberger.


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John,John,John,

the bass playe


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John from Hard Core L ogo.


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Mayb never hada realself

to throw away lik h e guys.


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[Billy]After a certain age,

it 's hard to, uh, make friends.


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And I 've kno wnJoe

since I was 1 3.


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And, uh--


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I love him more than

anybody I've met since.


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Pipp 's a freak of nature.


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And John, well,,

there 's his whole conditio


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- [Horn Honking

- [ Al I Shouti ng ]


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- H a rd Core Logo.

- Yea h' H a rd Core Logo.


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[ Woman]

/ Which y u goin ', Billy/


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- // [Contin s

- [John Laugh ng]


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- You think we should wake him up ?

- [Billy] No.


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- What do you think ?

- [Billy] No.


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[Joe] L ook at this.

I got it offthe boardat the Commodore.


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- It totally rocks.

- [John] How much did t cost ?


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I t ta kes m oney

to m a ke m oney' J oh n.


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- I t's a s pu r of the m om ent th i ng.

- Yea h.


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- Boom !

- You d i d the d rawi ng ?


00:17:02

Yea h.


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[John]

It looks lik bootleg.


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- Fuck you i t does.

- N o' i t I ooks I i ke a bootl eg.


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Look at the--

I t I ooks I i ke a bootl eg.


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- I t does.

- Yea h.


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Fuck you.

I t's perfect.


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- I t I ooks I i ke a bootl eg.

- Yea h' i t does.

I t I ooks I i ke a bootl eg.


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- You wa n na know why ?

- Why ?


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Beca use i t's a bootl eg.


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Wel I ' at the pea k of ou r fa m e,


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we had i t a I I together.


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We'd sel I a m i I I i on t-s h i rts

a n i g ht.


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We m a naged ou rselves. We had g reat

hotel rooms. We had everything.


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Tons of booze on the Ryder,

a driver.


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You know' it was--

It was working for us.


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That was before Ed Festus

showed up and fucked it all up.


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Joe brought in Ed Festus

to manage us.


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Good contacts there,


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talk ofa' uh,


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a major label signing us.


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We were a band for 1 2 years.

We were simply a band for 1 2 years.


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And then we stopped being one.

That's it.


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And money caused

a lot oftension.


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Well' it was like'

we were playing New York City.


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It's our last night' right ?

Last gig' we're playing New York.


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Joe always had a thing

for the grand gesture.


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President ofSire Records is sittin,

there' right in front ofthe stage.


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We're halfway through

Something's Gonna Die.',


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Joejumps up on the table,


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drops his fuckin' pants...


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It's personal.

You had to be there.


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and then pisses into

Seymour Stein's gin and tonic...


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and then yells into the mike,

Hey' see ifyou can sell that,

you corporate weasel !"


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I mean' talk about game over,

you know what I mean ?


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He'd just fuck it up because

he didn't want that next level.

He didn't wanna step up.


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There's two different ways

to look at it.


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Billyjust wants

the models and limousines,


00:19:00

and I'm happy with

the hookers and taxi cabs.


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Addiction' um,


00:19:05

is a gamble' and the gamble is that

you're losing most ofthe time.


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And losing is a place

that you're most happy.


00:19:12

ForJoe' I think that's--


00:19:15

So what' are you playing us

offagainst each other ?


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So that would make you

kind ofa cunt' wouldn't it ?


00:19:22

It's the best thing

we've done yet' negative boy.


00:19:26

[Joe On Tape] Youpeople,,

you're the fuckin'coolest.


00:19:31

Yousee, I was jus lying there, 'cause

Isaw you cut your--[Tape Stops]


00:19:36

Fuck !


00:19:40

Hey' are we gonna stop

and eat soon ?


00:19:42

[Laugh ng]


00:19:48

You fuckin' stopped !


00:19:50

Youstoppedat fuckin'Herbies


00:19:52

Turn the fuck around

right now'John.


00:19:55

- I'm fuckin' serious.

- [Joe] Yousnooze, o os .


00:19:56

Hey' did I or did I not say'

When we go to Herbies' wake me up" ?


00:20:01

- [ All Together ] No !

- [Pipp Fuck that!


00:20:20

- [Joe]Keep drii ngg.

- I'm gonnapiss gh ere !


00:20:22

It'sgonna blow!

It'sgonna blow, baby!


00:20:27

[Joe]

Okay,, 'llstop. Pull e ,Johnny.


00:20:29

Pull it over.

That's buddies.


00:20:33

Now' sit down,

fucking cunt.


00:20:35

[Yellingg

Mylegg


00:20:38

John, stop the fucking a !

[Shouting, n s inct]


00:20:46

Oh' fuck !

Oh !


00:20:47

- [John]Hey, ipe, you okay ?

- Ah' fuck.


00:20:51

[Pipp

I fuckin'piss myself.


00:20:54

All I wanted

was a fuckin' burger.


00:21:00

Here' baby.

Here's for fuckin' pissin' yourself.


00:21:04

Nic a ,Joe.


00:21:06

Fuckin' mook. Covered a hole

with a piece offuckin' carpet.


00:21:09

Dink.


00:21:12

Fuck that shit !


00:21:14

[John]

I'm-I'm okay.


00:21:16

Yeah. Yeah.


00:21:19

- I-Imiss u.

- Hey' hey' hey' hey' hey.


00:21:22

- I-Imiss u.

- Hey' hey' hey' hey' hey.


00:21:22

Yeah' okay' bye.


00:21:24

You-You know I do.


00:21:30

Yeah' I love you,

okay ?


00:21:32

Okay' bye.


00:21:35

Hey' do you have

a girlfriend' Bruce ?


00:21:38

- [Bruce] Yeah. Okay,, t.

- You should call her.


00:21:55

The tourisgonna be

fuckin'fantastic, man.


00:21:59

I mean' it's ripping.

Our tunes are ripping.


00:22:01

Our set is as solid as a rock.

As long as we can keep...


00:22:03

the fuckin' mentals

fuckin' together'


00:22:07

then every thing's

gonna begreat.


00:22:10

This time it's a lot different' because

I thinkJoe's not such a dick anymore.


00:22:12

He's still spittin'

in my face all the time.


00:22:15

I'm gettin usedto

thatspit thing, uknow.


00:22:18

I think we're gonna go

all the way with it this time,


00:22:21

unless he dies in a bizarre gardening

accident or something like that.


00:22:38

Youknow, Isee, lik , ifwe can

getsuccessful,, i 's,, lik , -L, "man--


00:22:43

limos and Learjets.


00:22:45

That's what I want--

lim andLear je .


00:22:48

I thinkJoe's

a little let down...


00:22:51

that Billy's leaving.


00:22:53

'Cause' you know' Billy's got

bigger and better things to do' right ?


00:22:56

I don'tknow. He's agoodshit.

He'sgothisshit together.


00:22:59

Because obvio ly,, 'sgot

something g ngg after this.


00:23:01

I don'thave fuck all.


00:23:09

I'dsaykeep the whole thing

togetherreally, asica ly.


00:23:12

Imean, I'm a little bit of an asshole

sometim , ecause they're allpricks.


00:23:15

That's the wayit works, h gh.

Keeps each otheron our toes.


00:23:19

[Machine Gun Fire


00:23:38

[Joe]Pipp , loadin.

Billy, une thestringgs


00:23:41

John, you drawup asetlis


00:23:42

- [Pipp And whatare yougonna do ?

- Manage.


00:24:10

[Microp ne Feeding Back]


00:24:12

The West is the best !


00:24:43

/ I don't need anyone /


00:24:45

/ Don'tneedno mom ordad/


00:24:48

/ Don't need no pretty face /


00:24:50

/ Don't need no human race /


00:24:53

/ I got some news foryou /


00:24:55

/ Don't even need you too/


00:24:58

/ I got my damn machine /


00:25:01

/ Got my electronic dream /


00:25:03

/ Sonic reducer

ain't no loser /


00:25:08

/ Sonic reducer

ain't no loser /


00:25:14

[John's Voice]November 6, 3::00 a.m.

The tim h mostpeople die


00:25:17

Calga 's thesame as ever. Big,

friendly,, miling, ef-eating faces.


00:25:21

Goodfaces here. Better than L.A.

with its Go forit"stonerfaces,


00:25:25

or Toronto with its

smuglittle rat-race faces,


00:25:28

orMontreal with its

separatis h n s kerfaces.


00:25:31

Ialways lt welcome here.


00:25:33

Theyare nonju gm ntalfaces.

Theydo what they're told


00:25:37

/ Things will be

different then /


00:25:40

/ The sun will rise from here /


00:25:42

/ Then I'll be ten feet tall /


00:25:45

/ And you'll be nothing at all /


00:25:48

/ I got my damn machine /


00:25:50

/ Got my electronic dream /


00:25:52

/ Sonic reducer

ain't no loser /


00:25:57

/ Sonic reducer

ain't no loser /


00:26:02

/ Sonic reducer

ain't no loser /


00:26:07

/ Sonic reducer

Sonic reducer /


00:26:11

/Sonicreducer//


00:26:13

[Joe]

Yeah.


00:26:17

[Woman]So howdid e whole thing

withJenifur ome about ?


00:26:20

When I first got down to L.A.'

I was jamming with Trevor. You know him.


00:26:23

- Yeah.

- Andthen Earlgotsick,

andl fille in on a couple dates.


00:26:27

So officially,

you'repart of the band...


00:26:28

- No' not yet.

- or you're jus hiredhand?


00:26:30

Uh--


00:26:33

- Um--

- What are we talking about here ?


00:26:35

- Are yourecordingg

with theirnextrecordtoo ?

- What are we talking about here ?


00:26:41

-Hey' I don't know.

-Ask some more Hard Core Logo questions.


00:26:45

Okay. Joe Dick,


00:26:47

you oncesaidthe musicindustry

was thestupides , leaziest,


00:26:50

mostboringbusiness

in the entire o d.


00:26:52

- Still e that way ?

- Yes' I do.


00:26:54

The music industry,

not the music.


00:26:57

Rock and roll

is a fuckin' sales tool.


00:26:58

It sells beer' swimmin' pools

and movie stars.


00:27:03

So, uh,

Ireadan article...


00:27:06

where Ed Festus calls you one ofthe top

five thrash guitarists ofall time.


00:27:12

Ed Festus has Bill Tallent

in his hip pocket.


00:27:17

- Does thatbug you ?

- Mmm. Mm-hmm.


00:27:19

I n fact' I hate it.

Could you change the subject' please ?


00:27:23

EdFestussaid yo two...


00:27:25

fough ikesome tanked-up white tras

marrie couple in a traile ark.


00:27:28

Well' some ofthat's true.


00:27:31

But that's what makes our music

and our art great.


00:27:36

- All right.

- I suffer for his art.


00:27:38

- [Woman Chuckles]

- That's what keeps you honest.


00:27:41

So, Mr. Dick,


00:27:43

does HardCore Logo

have a future ?


00:27:49

Mm-hmm.

Yes' it does' Tiffany.


00:27:52

- Could you do mejust one favor ?

- Sure.


00:27:54

Can you fuck off ?


00:28:05

You'regood withpeople.


00:28:08

Fantastic.

Chicks dig it.


00:28:12

- You love it.

- I think that went well.


00:28:14

It feltgood.


00:28:18

[Pipp So howare yougettin

to andfrom yourrehearsalspot ?


00:28:21

- [Billy]Uh, lim

- Limo ?


00:28:23

No way!

Are youserio ?


00:28:26

No way!

Are youserio ?


00:28:26

What's the rehearsal place like ?

I bet ya it's plush.


00:28:28

- Totally. Yeah ?

- Big.


00:28:30

-Yeah' and downstairs the Chili Peppers.

-No fuckin' way !


00:28:32

You rock star motherfucker.

I bet you soon it's gonna be like,


00:28:34

Pipe' I can't talk.

My accountant's on the line.',


00:28:37

I got this babe

in a bikini cleaning my pool'

and I can't make it to the phone now.',


00:28:41

Or' I gotta meet Courtney Love

for dinner"' or something like that.


00:28:44

So what do you think about Courtney Love

and a little bit of love ?


00:28:47

Sorry' Kurt.

Sorry' whereveryou are.


00:28:51

Anyway' ifyour drummer

ever loses his penis'


00:28:55

you know who to call,

right' baby ?


00:28:57

Yeah ! Ooh.

Love you' man.


00:29:00

[Joe Singing

/ I'm tire of waking p red/


00:29:03

/ Waking p red

Waking p red/


00:29:06

/ I'm tired ofwaking up tired /


00:29:10

/ Waking up tired

Yeah' waking up tired /


00:29:13

/ I'm tired ofwaking up tired /


00:29:16

[Billy]

Um, Touch of Evil.


00:29:19

La Dolce Vita.


00:29:22

- Alphaville.

- Uh, Lolita.


00:29:26

Alphaville ends in an E.',


00:29:30

Uh' I've got one

foryou' buddy.


00:29:33

Eraserhead.


00:29:37

Uh, Dead Men

Don't Wear Plaid.


00:29:39

Unless ey're from Seattle.

Dead Ringers.


00:29:42

Um--


00:29:46

Spinal Tap.


00:29:48

Spinal Tap.


00:29:50

- Um--

- [Bruce] Parenthood.


00:29:54

[ I mitates Buzzer ]

The category's cool movies,


00:29:57

- not dumb-ass movies, Alex Trebek.

- Retardo.


00:30:00

Good one' Bruce.


00:30:03

- So' you got one ?

- Um, "


00:30:08

- The Pass ger.

- [Imitates Buzze


00:30:10

- Itstarts with a T, "nota "

- Passenger. The Passenger.


00:30:13

What's the difference,

analman ?


00:30:16

- Okay' I'll let that one go.

- Thank you.


00:30:18

- You're welcome. You're welcome.

- Thank you.


00:30:21

- Rosemary's Baby.

- Oh' that's a fucker.


00:30:23

Uh, Y. "


00:30:24

- Yentl. Youngblood.

- [Imitates Buzze


00:30:27

- Um, Young and the Restless.

- That's a soap.


00:30:31

[Imitating Long Buzze


00:30:35

Stop it.

Fuck' man' I can't think.


00:30:39

- You okay for driving ?

- I'm good.


00:30:43

- Are you okayfordrii ngg

- I'm good !


00:30:46

- Young At Heart.

- What's that ?


00:30:48

Uh, it's Doris y

andFrank Sin ra


00:30:51

He's a loungg inger.

He's drun ndhe's depress .


00:30:54

He marries Doris cause

he's in love with her.


00:30:56

But then he feels

he doesn't deserve herlove,


00:30:59

so hesmashes his carup.


00:31:01

- I think I saw it. Does he die ?

- Of course he--


00:31:03

No, no, he doesn't.

He marries Doris,


00:31:05

andtheylive happily e fter

andit's beautiful,.


00:31:08

Fantastic.


00:31:18

[John's Voice]

November 6. It's Gary Cooper tim


00:31:20

High noon.

Hadmyflyingg eam aga n s iggh .


00:31:25

I'm free riding the thermals

over a rocky beach and whoosh,


00:31:29

all the airgets sucked out of the sky

bysome god with a straw.


00:31:34

And I fall,, tching h ocks grow

larger below rushing p meet my face.


00:31:39

And I kno w ifl hit them,

I 'll ne ver wake up.


00:31:42

I kno w I 'm going o feel

my teeth breaking n o my mouth,


00:31:45

and my skull shattering

and my brain splashing. . .


00:31:48

lik e lay

into the tidalpools.


00:31:50

As I fall,, no w

this is no beniggn assing. . .


00:31:53

from one world

to a better one,


00:31:55

but a jolt of unimaginable

andpointless ain. . .


00:31:58

before a total and final nega on

and erasure of all that I am.


00:32:02

So I figg e

I 'd better wake up.


00:32:05

AII told,,

a shitty niggh 's sleep.


00:32:07

Joe hasn 't slept in something

lik 2 hours.


00:32:09

Probably scoredsome blo w.


00:32:12

You 'd think he was

haulingg ross something.


00:32:14

H ey' J oh n'

what's that wri ti ng s h i t ?


00:32:18

- H ey ?

- N oth i ng. Road stori es.


00:32:22

Bu I I s h i t.


00:32:24

Frea k.


00:32:26

I wri te to try

a nd keep my head cl ea r.


00:32:31

I t's good' a nd som eti m es...


00:32:35

I ' m afra i d

I ' I I forget th i ngs.


00:32:40

[Bruce]

What wouldhappen if yo forgot things ?


00:32:50

Then I would be lost,


00:32:53

and no one could fi nd me.


00:32:59

//[RockAndRoll]


00:33:03

//[Backup Singers Harmonizing


00:33:07

/ Well,, 've been to London

and we've been to L.A. /


00:33:10

/ Spain, ewZealand

and the U.S.A. /


00:33:13

/ Europe,Japan

andPagg ago/


00:33:15

/ Canada,, Sia , Oz

andKamoto/


00:33:18

/ The kids I me

from miles round/


00:33:21

/ Thepartygets started

when the sun goes down/


00:33:23

/AndHoliday Inn's

the onlyhome I know/


00:33:27

/ I know, I know, I know/


00:33:31

/ Rock androll's alive 'cause

we got thepower, baby/


00:33:36

/ Cruising o the higgh ay

at 500 miles n hour,, baby/


00:33:41

/ We got a fuel-injected tour bus

Man, it really flies


00:33:44

/ With a vide tape deck ins de


00:33:46

/ L et's go, rock androll

Everybody,, me on/


00:33:49

/ L et's go, rock androll

Everybody come on down/


00:33:54

/ Touringg, touringg

is never boring/


00:33:57

/ Touringg, touringg

is never boring/


00:33:59

/ Touringg, touringg

is never boring/


00:34:02

/ Touringg, touringg

Oh, baby/


00:34:05

/ Touringg


00:34:07

/ Especia y i

your favorite gitl/


00:34:10

/ Touringg, touringg

all around the world//


00:34:14

[Camera Man] Can you back up a bit ?

I can 't focus on you so clos


00:34:16

- Sorry' sorry. H ere ?

- Wait.


00:34:18

[Bruce]

Oh, it's Celin


00:34:21

I keep her here so that I ca n see her

i n the m orn i ng a nd the n i g ht.


00:34:25

- That's handy. Pretty woman.

- Yea h.


00:34:28

Yea h' I saw you

I ooki ng at her at the beach.


00:34:38

What else you got in there ?


00:34:43

- John ?

- Yea h. I ' u h--


00:34:53

Are you okay ?


00:34:57

I -I ca n't fi nd

my prescri pti on.


00:35:01

- Yourpres-- Yourpills ?

- Yea h.


00:35:18

[Billy On Answering Machine]

I can 't come to the phone right now.


00:35:20

I'm eating corn chips dmasturbating.

Please leave a message.


00:35:23

- [Beeps]

- Billy boy,, Festus here.


00:35:25

Listen, badnews, buddy. rl's out of

rehab andhe 's raring to go.


00:35:29

L ooks lik e 's in and you're out.

Should've staye n .A., man.


00:35:32

What can I say ?

That's life n h igg itty.


00:35:34

L ove toJoe. Later.


00:35:37

There's nobody fucki n,

out there.


00:35:39

Li ke' 2 0 peopl e nobody

or nobody nobody ?


00:35:42

- Em pty !

- I don't fucki n' ca re.


00:35:45

I ' m not goi ng on u nti l

there's at I east 2 0 peopl e i n th i s cl u b.


00:35:48

- [Pipp Isn 't this the only club

- What did ust say ?


00:35:50

I'm not going n until ere 's

at least 20 people in this club


00:35:55

I'm not going n until ere 's

at least 20 people in this club


00:35:57

Are you a I I ri g ht' Bi I I ?


00:36:00

Bill,, e you all right ?


00:36:02

- Di d som eone d i e ?

- [Billy]

Where 's the fucking romoter ?


00:36:05

- He 's gonna lose money

- [ Sta m m eri ng ]


00:36:07

- I th-th-th i n k the owner's--

- What the fuck do you care

about money ?


00:36:13

What's the fucki ng probl em ?


00:36:15

- Ca n you keep that off m e ?

- What the fuck i s that ?


00:36:20

Seren i ty' m a n.

Seren i ty.


00:36:23

[ Sta m m eri ng ]


00:36:25

H as a ny ofyou--

H ave you seen my pi I I s ?


00:36:28

N - N - N - N - N o' I haven't

seen you r p-p-p-p-pi I I s.


00:36:31

I ' m sorry.

I haven't seen you r pi I I s.


00:36:38

/ Yeah/


00:36:39

/ I got my foot in the gutter

and I know I'll make a mess out of you/


00:36:43

/ Yeah/


00:36:45

/ I got my foot i n the g utter

a nd I ' m gon na m a ke a m ess out ofyou /


00:36:49

/ Yeah

I got my foot in the gutter/


00:36:52

/ I'll make a mess out of you/


00:37:01

Let's hea r i t for

M r. Bi I ly Ta I I ent,


00:37:05

the heart andsoul

of the Hard Core L ogos.


00:37:10

[Man Shouts, Indis n t]


00:37:13

Don 't spray,, a I can 't hear you.

Your mouth 's ful,I s i !


00:37:16

Yea h' com e on u p here,

toug h--


00:37:24

You wanna mess with me, you're gonna

have to go through right-handman,


00:37:27

M r. Bi I ly Ta I I ent.


00:37:29

Tha n k you' Wi I I i a m .


00:37:42

/ I got a bulle n ypocket

lik 'm bona fide


00:37:45

/ I 'm savi ng it up /


00:37:47

/ For the right occasion /


00:37:51

/ I lik h iggh

It feelsprettygood, allright/


00:37:55

/ Al I I gotta do is

get me a gun /


00:37:57

/ Stick it i n the barrel

Step outside /


00:38:02

/ There'dbe nopeace

There'dbe no figgh /


00:38:07

/ Someone's gonna die tonight /


00:38:11

//[Fades Out]


00:38:19

Mary !

How you doi ng ?


00:38:21

- Oh' you know' I 'm sti I I here.

I 'm I ivi ng my I ife.

- U h-huh.


00:38:24

I don't thi nk you've met my husband,

have you ? Evan' this is J oe Dick.


00:38:26

- How are you ?

- Pleasure to meet you.


00:38:29

And this is our daughter.


00:38:31

H i' sweetie.

H i' sweetie.


00:38:35

What's yourname ?


00:38:36

U h' Bi I ly.

She's not usual ly so shy.


00:38:40

She looks scared.

Doesn't lik h onster.


00:38:43

- Anyway, o g s undgreat.

Better than ever.

- Seriously ?


00:38:46

- Oh' come on. I t-I t-I t-- I t was crazy.

- Whoa.


00:38:50

- Seriously ?

- Yeah.


00:38:52

- Then she gets a shi rt.

You want a t-shi rt ?

- Hey !


00:38:55

- I t's my band. Use that voice.

- Say thank you."


00:38:59

- The best rock and rol I band

i n North America.

- Say thank you, " Billy.


00:39:01

- N ice meeti ng you.

We'I I see you. Al I right.

- Hey' thanks' J oey.


00:39:10

- Mary.

- Hey ! Come on. Give me a hug.


00:39:21

Hey' how'd you get this--

this sexy scar on your hand ?


00:39:25

Wel I' I ' uh,


00:39:28

fel I on a case of em pties.


00:39:31

Wel I' hel lo'

Mr. Sandwich Man.


00:39:35

- [ H igh Voice ] Hello' little girl.

- Hello.


00:39:37

Are you gonna eat me,

little girl ?


00:39:40

- I don't know.

- Are yougonna eatme, Pipp fi er ?


00:39:44

Oh' yes' my friend.


00:39:46

I am going to eat you.


00:39:48

- Billy' save me ! Aah !

- [ Billy Mumbling ]


00:39:51

No' I'm Billy.


00:39:55

Your name is Billy ?


00:39:59

Anyway'Joe pops Billy on the side

ofthe head when he's not looking,


00:40:02

and Billy flushes

Joe's stash down the toilet.


00:40:05

And then' theyjust

started wailing on each other.


00:40:08

We didn't even make the stage.

Major disaster all the way around.


00:40:11

- They were fighting over movies ?

- No.


00:40:14

That was just how they dealt

with the real issue'


00:40:16

which wasJoe fucking Billy

up the ass the night before.


00:40:19

What ?


00:40:23

Probably out ofspite.

I wasn't there.


00:40:25

Maybe it was a bet

or a competition they had,


00:40:28

or maybe they were trashed...


00:40:31

andJoe nailed Billy

when he passed out.


00:40:35

Anyways' it's vague.


00:40:46

What-What's your name ?


00:40:49

I'm Mary.


00:41:16

Every town' man.


00:41:19

There they are.

Let's see.


00:41:21

Joanna and Tracy.


00:41:23

Prairiegitls,

born andbred.


00:41:27

Fin s dhiggh chool together,

higgh a le it right here

to the bigg oke.


00:41:31

And they s ha re a basem ent

a pa rtm ent wi th ei g ht cats.


00:41:38

J oa n na d i d a yea r

at Wasca na Col I ege.


00:41:40

Got bored' s m oked dope.


00:41:42

N ow s he works the Ora nge J u I i us sta nd

at the fucki ng N orthgate Ma I I .


00:41:46

That's okay,, ca s he 's got her eye on

that cute guy who works at Le Chateau.


00:41:50

But she's worried that her friends

wi I I thi nk that he's a homosexual.


00:41:53

Tracy there, with the Karla Homolka

hairdo, works right here.


00:41:58

Tonight's her night off.

But that's cool too'


00:42:00

'cause allher friends

are right here.


00:42:07

See the oldguyin the hat ?

That's Virgil King.


00:42:11

He used to work

his daddy's farm.


00:42:16

Forty yea rs of sweati n' s h i t.


00:42:18

The recess i on h i t.

Ki ds I eft'


00:42:22

he started drinking, s ife ft,

lost the whole deal.


00:42:26

Found God, lost God,

kept drinking.


00:42:30

Nowhe jus .. waits.


00:42:39

Anyway' this J enifur thi ng--


00:42:41

I 've got no problem with you

goi ng down there. You record and tour.


00:42:45

The rest of the year

you spend with us.


00:42:48

J enifur's your side gig.


00:42:50

You can do whatever the fuck

you want. That's our pol icy.

Has been' always wi I I be.


00:42:55

- Did you ever sleep with Mary ?

- What ?


00:42:58

- Did you ever sleep with Mary ?

- No.


00:43:01

- Did you ever sleep with Mary ?

- No.


00:43:01

I fucked her i n the back

of the van' though.


00:43:05

Fantastic.


00:43:08

Five' six years ago,

last tour ?


00:43:11

Way longer than that.


00:43:13

U m' are you guys i n a band ?


00:43:15

Yes, e e.

SnowAxe.


00:43:19

I 'm Pi pe Feltcher'

and this here is J ohn.


00:43:22

- And you are ?

- Goodlooking.


00:43:24

- Worki ng.

- Bonus.


00:43:26

- No' no' no' no.

- Turn that off.


00:43:49

[Bruce]

Where are yougoing, lly


00:43:51

U h' bank machi ne to get some money,

pay the hotel bi I I.


00:43:53

[Bruce]

What's wrong ?


00:43:56

U h' J oe'

fuck-head that he is,


00:43:58

partied with Thel ma and Louise'

and they fucked offwith our cash.


00:44:02

- So you don't have anymoney ?

- No. You got any money ?


00:44:06

- No.

- You got a smoke ?


00:44:09

Thanks' man.


00:44:16

Welcome to the old days.


00:44:18

Fuck.


00:44:58

[Billy] Clos .

I don't fucking elie this.


00:45:01

- Joe, what the fuck is this ?

- It wasn't fucking losedlast week

when Mulligan bookedit.


00:45:06

So shut your fuckin'mouth.


00:45:08

[John]

Looks lik h r icense was revoked.


00:45:12

Fantastic. What are you gonna

do now' J oe' manage ?


00:45:15

Do yourseIf a favor' Bi I ly,

and fuck off.


00:45:19

So' uh' what do we do,

uh' now ?


00:45:22

Last night I sold fucki n'

2 0 t-shi rts and made 1 00 bucks.


00:45:26

And then you fucki n' lost it,

so shut up !
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