novel use of fitness equipment

Look at these velcro-secured, wide "ankle straps for cable workouts".


I can't be the only one who immediately thought "bondage" upon seeing these... can I? I mean, come on. They're perfect restraints!

Just get a double snap bolt


and you're in business.

A length of broom handle

with eye screws

and more double snap bolts, you've got a spreader bar.

Put 'em on your partner's wrists, attach a short length of chain, and now you can chain 'em to ceiling pipes in the basement. Get some long cable ties, you can hog tie someone.

So versatile! So cheap and DIY! I mean, the whole setup -- with everything above and 2 pair of "ankle straps" (for wrists and ankles) -- would be under $30-40, depending where you shop!

Oh, and I guess you could use 'em to work out, too.
:)