verushka70 | Part 2 (Reply)

Part 2 of HCL transcript from subtitles (continued)
(raw, uncorrected, lotsa typos/errors in the Subripper OCR)

00:45:28

Look' Pi pe Feltcher' I 've told you

five ti mes that I 'm fucki n' sorry.

00:45:31

So you shut the fuck up !

00:45:34

U m' I tel I you what.

I got a proposal for you.

00:45:36

You take al I the money I got,

00:45:38

and then the next fucki n' place we stop

by' you can just give it al I away.

00:45:41

You cheap fuck.

You m ust have some money,

00:45:44

'cause you've been hoggi ng down

the del i trays and you can't be

spendi ng your per diems on food.

00:45:48

Oh' so I suppose you want

your per diems back now' Mr. So and So.

00:45:52

- Fuck' you're an idiot.

- Wel I' you're a kook.

00:45:54

- No' you're a fucki n' idiot.

- And you're a kook.

00:45:56

- You gave hi m your per diems.

- [ Mocki ng J oe ]

You gave hi m your per diems.

00:45:59

- No' I love it. I t's cool.

- What ? What ?

00:46:01

Los Angeles !

00:46:03

Bi I ly fucki ng Hol lywood.

Bi I ly fucki ng Hol lywood.

00:46:07

- Bi I ly Hol lywood. See ya' Slash.

- Yeah !

00:46:10

- See ya' Slash. Rock on.

- Yeah !

00:46:12

- More ! More ! More ! More !

We want Bi I ly !

- Rock on.

00:46:16

- We want Bi I ly !

- Cal I 91 1 . We hurt his feelings.

00:46:21

Go nuts, Slas

Go nuts, Slas

00:46:23

[Shouting Contin s

00:46:26

Me and Billy decide

everything about the band,

00:46:29

- Oh' fuck.

- about the way this

thing's shot' everything.

00:46:31

- We decide fuckin' everything.

- Yeah' we'rejust the roadies.

00:46:34

That's basically it

and everything you do.

00:46:36

See' we have positions

we call the band."

00:46:39

-Number one' number two'

-We gotta unpluck his underwear for him.

00:46:41

which is basically the same thing,

and then three.

00:46:44

- Four's cool' but three's fuckin'--

- Five is Zeak Street.

00:46:47

- He doesn't wear any underwear.

I forgot.

- Ifwe're makin'--

00:46:51

Ifwe're makin' movies,

00:46:53

Feltcher would be an extra,

put it that way.

00:46:55

-Ho number one after that.

-There is no such thing as that foryou.

00:46:59

There's only one number one--

always will be' always have-- me.

00:47:03

But number two' they kind ofcoexist,

so there's no big deal.

00:47:08

Anger only works

for so long.

00:47:10

You can only be angry for so long,

and then you get' uh--

00:47:15

It-It turns in on yourself,

and you're a bitter man.

00:47:19

You become a bitter man,

and that's no place to go.

00:47:26

- You know what I mean ?

- [Bruce]I thinkso.

00:47:28

- Yeah ?

- I thinkso.

00:47:32

Youneedpeople around you

to tell you where youare.

00:47:35

Well' 'cause people

buy the shtick' right ?

00:47:37

You're angry'

everybody gets angry.

00:47:39

It looks like

it's about the music,

00:47:41

but people buy into the anger

of it rather than' you know--

00:47:44

I have fun doing it.

The band has fun doing it.

00:47:47

But we're not all just,

like' angry--

00:47:49

Joe's angry' but I'm not as angry

as I used to be.

00:47:54

I don't care to be.

00:47:56

[Bruce] You're not je o

atallof Billy's,, uh--

00:47:59

A little.

Quite honestly' a little.

00:48:01

But I'm jealous that

he's playing with somebody else.

00:48:03

I'm notjealous ofthe money

trip or the fuckin' fame.

00:48:06

- So, uh--

- That's not what it's about.

00:48:08

So whatare yougonna do

when you're 45 ?

00:48:11

Wel I' it depends on how far

my alcohol ism goes.

00:48:14

I f I stop dri nki ng and my I iver's not

a colostomy bag to match my shoes,

00:48:18

then I 'I I probably be okay.

00:48:21

I 've got it together now.

This fuck--

00:48:23

This gig at the Com modore

wi I I be a great gig.

00:48:25

Still eplaying n rock androllband

when you're 45 ?

00:48:29

I 'I I sti I I be writi ng songs,

you know.

00:48:33

And if Bi I ly's i nto it...

00:48:35

and ifJ ohn and Pi per are around,

I 'I I be doi ng it.

00:48:40

And if they're i nterested'

they'I I be doi ng it with me.

00:48:42

And if not'

we'I I see what happens.

00:48:57

[John]S-Sometim ,

when you-you look in the mirror,

00:49:02

you-you wonder...

00:49:04

what it wouldbe lik

ifl were honest...

00:49:07

every moment for

the rest of mylife.

00:49:12

[Joe]

Save it for yourgroup sessions,John.

00:49:14

N-N-No' J oe.

00:49:17

Let's be honest.

Y-Y-You'd be nowhere without Bi I ly.

00:49:23

You're just too m uch

of a coward to adm it it.

00:49:27

[Billy]Profound words

from Ernest fucking e ngg y.

00:49:29

A-A-And Bi I ly,

00:49:31

ifyou were honest

with yourself,

00:49:35

you'd adm it that theJ enifur gig

has been cancel led.

00:49:39

- [Billy ] John, shut the fuck up !

- [Joe] What ?

00:49:42

- A-A-And Pi pe ?

- [Pipp What ?

00:49:44

[Joe]

What's this about Jenifur,, Bill ?

00:49:46

- This is just a last tango

before a I ifeti me spent...

- Bill ?

00:49:50

as a garbageman.

00:49:52

[Pipp

Oh. You know what you are ?

00:49:55

[Pipp

Oh. You know what you are ?

00:49:55

You're a schizo' man. You're on

a hol iday from fucki ng I ithi um.

00:49:58

You belong i n

a fucki ng straightjacket.

00:50:03

[Joe]

What's this about Jenifur,, Bill ?

00:50:05

[Pipp o ing Joe]

What's this about Jenifur,, Bill ?

00:50:07

[ Scream i ng ]

00:50:09

[Joe]

Hey! Stop that fuckin'shit !

00:50:12

Johnny!

00:50:15

[J oe On Tape ] You don't know shit

from good chocolate' babies.

00:50:24

Kick the fuck back !

00:50:31

- Okay'

let's get a few thi ngs i n the open.

- //[Contin s

00:50:32

Pi pe' the hotel guy

i n Regi na cal led.

00:50:34

You shit on the fucki n' pi I low' wi ped

your ass with the fucki n' bedspread.

00:50:40

Hey' you know' that's uncool. I don't

get that. What the fuck is that ?

00:50:43

- Didn't have no toi let paper' man.

- No' that's nuts.

00:50:45

J ohnny ?

00:50:47

Your fucki n' writi ng is nuts.

00:50:49

You're not taki ng your medici ne. You're

fucki n' fuel i ng somethi ng dangerous.

00:50:52

- What do you know about danger ?

Danger' Wi I I Robi nson.

-J ohnny' I 'm tryi ng to hel p you.

00:50:55

- Danger' Wi I I Robi nson.

Danger' Wi I I Robi nson.

-J ohnny' I 'm tryi ng to hel p you.

00:50:58

- I 'm tryi ng to hel p you !

You gotta relax !

- [ Conti nues' Muffled ]

00:51:00

We got three days left,

and you gotta chi I I.

00:51:02

I 'm your friend and you gotta chi I I.

You m ust I isten to me.

00:51:06

Hey' what about Bi I ly ?

Doesn't he get a I ittle spanki ng too ?

00:51:09

That's true' that's true. Bi I I'

I guess we can can the rock star shit.

00:51:12

- What are you gonna do ?

- No ! I 'm just sayi ng

we can can the rock star shit.

00:51:15

- Fuck-up.

- That's al I. Thanks.

00:51:19

You're a major fuck-up ! You fucked up

last night' got our money ri pped off !

00:51:22

You fucked up four years ago ! You go

out ofyour fucki ng way to fuck me !

00:51:28

I s that honest enough for you,

Mr. Write I t I n H is J ournal ?

00:51:31

- And fuck you too !

- Oh, fuck you, Mr. Rock Star No More.

00:51:34

No more rock star.

00:51:38

- Fuck you.

- Wel I' where do we go now ?

00:51:41

Saskadel phia. Saskatoon.

Whatever.

00:51:47

- [John] We got two niggh s kill.

- I 'm not stayi n' i n the van.

00:51:51

Hey' why don't we stop by

Bucky's place' man ?

00:51:53

- The motherfucker's laid up. We can't.

- We'I I just phone hi m.

00:51:56

- He doesn't have aphone. Let's go.

- Then we'I I stop i n.

00:51:58

A I ittle hero worshi p from

the great fucki ng J oe Dick.

00:52:01

Do hi m a world of good' huh ?

Don't you thi nk ?

00:52:04

- Yes. Yeah.

- Don't you thi nk ? Don't you thi nk ?

00:52:06

Yeah.

00:52:12

/ Who the hell

you think you are/

00:52:15

/ You, you, you, you/

00:52:17

/ Who the hell

you think you are/

00:52:20

/ You, you, you, you/

00:52:22

/ Who the hell

you think you are/

00:52:24

/ You, you, you, you/

00:52:27

/ Who the hell

you think you are//

00:52:29

[Cheering]

00:52:34

[Gunshot]

00:52:35

Thank you.

This next one's for Bucky Haiggh .

00:52:38

Man's got no leggs ecause some

fuckin'psych with a fuckin'shotgun...

00:52:42

huntedhim down lik n animal

andblewhis fuckin'leggs ff.

00:52:46

Yeah !

00:52:50

U m--

00:52:53

The fi rst ti me I met

the Bucky Haight...

00:52:55

was i n the Dick's kitchen.

00:52:57

U m,

00:53:00

he was si ngi ng

the smartest songs I ever heard.

00:53:02

And J oe just idol ized hi m.

00:53:05

I thi nk he's a di nk.

00:53:07

I always tried to getJ oe

away from hi m m usical ly.

00:53:11

I taughtJ oe' you know,

00:53:13

your Townshend'

you know' whatever.

00:53:15

J ust the classics.

00:53:18

And the only m usic that' uh,

i nfl uenced J oe Dick...

00:53:22

was' uh' Bucky Haight.

00:53:25

To me' anyway,

he's I i ke--

00:53:27

he's I i ke a classic-- I i ke a mem ber

of the Rol I i ng Stones al most.

00:53:31

[Bruce]A lot of people

reallyhaven't heardof Bucky.

00:53:33

I know. See ?

That's what I mean.

00:53:35

I t's I i ke'

the guys who get famous...

00:53:37

tal k about people

who got them on the road,

00:53:40

and those people are nothi ng.

00:53:42

Wel I' I i ke' you know,

wi I I a big rock star...

00:53:45

cut thei r i nspi rer a check ?

00:53:48

No' I don't thi nk so.

They'I I just tal k about hi m.

00:53:50

I t doesn't pay the fucki n,

bi I ls though' does it ?

00:53:55

Bucky !

00:54:08

Good morni ng.

00:54:14

[Pipp

Dick Joe, Bucky's still g --

00:54:16

[Joe]

Shut up !

00:54:18

[Laugh r]

00:54:22

Shut up !

00:54:25

Shut up !

00:54:28

Fucki n' Chapman shoots Lennon' right ?

Rock and rol I assassi nation.

00:54:30

Cobai n-- rock and rol I suicide.

00:54:32

Fucki n' Marvi n Gaye. The guy's

old man shoots hi m i n the head.

00:54:35

That's fucki n' nice.

Do you know what I mean ?

00:54:37

Bucky Haight. That motherfucker

was a fucki n' huge i nfl uence.

00:54:40

I love that guy. I f it wasn't

for hi m' I wouldn't be here.

00:54:42

You know what I 'm sayi ng ?

00:54:44

That motherfucker was fucki n' robbed,

and that's what pisses me off.

00:54:48

I t's payback ti me. I owe hi m.

This is for hi m.

00:54:50

Okay ? Can you shut

that fucker off ?

00:54:57

[Bruce]So is Bucky--

Is Buckyin on this too ?

00:55:00

We gotta get

a fuckin'microphone in there.

00:55:03

[Sound Guy]

I'm notgetting much.

00:55:08

Okay,, ldon.

Bruce, look at this. Check this out.

00:55:10

This is cool.

00:55:12

- [ Chatteri ng' I ndisti nct ]

- There he is.

00:55:17

Fucker.

00:55:25

I ki nd of bul lshitted you

about...

00:55:27

Bucky's legs'

as you can see.

00:55:30

But' fuck' Bi I ly wouldn't have gone

for any of this shit if I hadn't'

00:55:33

so I locked i n.

00:55:36

- So you used

the benefit money for this ?

- Yeah.

00:55:38

- I t bought al I your fucki n' fi I m stock.

- What about the record--

00:55:41

- Shh !

- What about the fucki n'

record com pany money ?

00:55:44

I fucki n' I ied.

Bucky's got his legs back.

00:55:46

Cheer up and chi I I out.

00:55:52

[Bucky]

Anyway, ime to get offthe coaster.

00:55:55

Down toAustin,

recorded u a oo. "

00:55:59

Gotpick up bya bigg e.

Small,, t Engglish independent.

00:56:02

But I was still n r contract

to the label, and theysuedme.

00:56:05

The fuckers suedme,

andmyrecord was recalled.

00:56:09

Itsat aroundin vaults till

I didn 'tgii a fuck anymore.

00:56:14

Last ti me I saw you at CBs,

00:56:16

I was hypi ng two bi I ls a day.

00:56:18

Got so bad after you left'

I started i nto blood transfusions.

00:56:23

Everyone I met...

00:56:26

sucked up to me.

00:56:30

All my friends--

00:56:33

dead or dyi ng.

00:56:36

Then I got the hepati ti s,

ca m e back hom e.

00:56:42

You know' J oe,

00:56:44

you sta rt wi th these ri ffs

i n you r head...

00:56:49

a nd som eth i ng you wa n na say.

00:56:51

And you wa n na s pi n gol d,

but the th i ng i s...

00:56:54

peopl e don't wa nt

you r sou nds.

00:56:56

They on ly wa nt--

00:57:03

They j ust fucki ng use you.

00:57:06

Know what I ' m sayi ng' J oe ?

00:57:12

Well.

00:57:14

Cheer u p.

I m ade ha I f that s h i t u p.

00:57:17

- [ Ch uckl es ]

- Who wa nts a nother d ri n k ?

00:57:26

[ Coug h i ng ]

00:57:28

- What's you r na m e ?

- Bruce.

00:57:31

- Do you wa nt a d ri n k ?

- I'm all right, thanks.

00:57:33

I ' m a I I ri g ht' tha n ks.

Look'

00:57:35

a re you gon na s i t a rou nd

i n my ki tchen bei ng bori ng,

00:57:38

or a re you gon na do

som eth i ng i nteresti ng ?

00:57:40

Are you a rea I fi I m m a ker or a re you

a jou rna I i st ? Som e ki nd of hack ?

00:57:44

- [Laugh r]

- No, it's not funny. Shut up.

00:57:48

I mean,

00:57:51

there m ust be somethi ng

i nteresti ng...

00:57:54

that five real ly cool' able-bodied

guys and a great fi I m maker...

00:57:59

can come up with.

00:58:02

What do you thi nk' Brice ?

00:58:12

Okay.

00:58:15

I t's a joi nt venture' so everyone

gets a copy of the contract.

00:58:19

- Two for you.

- Sweet.

00:58:24

- Two for you.

- Thank you.

00:58:27

Two for you.

00:58:31

Two for you.

Two for you too' Brice. Don't be shy.

00:58:37

Danny' we're al l

i n this together.

00:58:43

Where's Naom i ?

00:58:46

Naom i !

00:58:48

- You too' J oe.

- Oh' thanks' man.

00:58:55

That's right' J ohn.

00:59:01

Right on the dotted I i ne.

00:59:08

- [Computer Bleeping

- Adios, my friend.

00:59:13

[Man]

Goodmorning. This is C.B. C. Radio

00:59:20

[Man] Walk towards the light.

Walk towards the light.

00:59:25

[Man]

The socia ontract of myinnerself--

00:59:28

[People Chanting]

00:59:37

[Man Speaking ibberis

00:59:46

[Liquid b ing

00:59:54

// [ Rock And Rol I ]

00:59:58

J oe ?

01:00:00

- // [ Conti nues ]

- [ Gunshot ]

01:00:10

//[Guitar Feeding Back]

01:00:13

//[Fades]

01:00:20

[ Men Howl i ng ]

01:00:34

[Chanting Contin s

01:00:42

[Man Panting Heavily

01:00:54

[Chain Saw Enggin evvving]

01:00:57

[Man Chattering Indis n tly]

01:01:06

//[ Tape Player::: Warbled]

01:01:14

[ Chanti ng Conti nues ]

01:01:26

[Man Chattering Indis n tly]

01:01:48

[ Chi m i ng Softly ]

01:02:08

I 'm sorry.

Keep goi ng.

01:02:27

Wish I 'd found you

beforeJ oe did'

01:02:30

the way you play.

01:02:34

Keep it.

01:02:37

I t's yours.

No sense i n...

01:02:39

it lyi ng fal low around here.

01:02:46

Asshole.

01:03:00

I ki I led the fucki ng goat.

01:03:05

[Joe]

Pipp , we all drank its blood.

01:03:08

- [John]I-I-I onlyhave one--

one wordfor this.

- [Joe] What ?

01:03:12

Blasphemy.

01:03:18

J oe' it was good

seei ng you.

01:03:20

- You have a good ti me ?

- Yeah' I had a riot.

01:03:24

I I ive out here because

I got sick of bei ng used.

01:03:28

I don't wanna see anybody

that ever used me ever agai n.

01:03:32

When I heard how

you used me--

01:03:43

- I was gonna--

- Put it this way.

01:03:49

Ever back this way,

01:03:52

don't drop i n...

01:03:55

ever.

01:04:23

Must be the amazi ng

heal i ng powers of this place,

01:04:25

- you know' Bucky up and wal ki ng agai n.

- Shut up.

01:04:29

That's not buddies.

Hope you don't do ti me for the benefit.

01:04:32

J ust fucki ng feedi ng

the legend' baby.

01:04:35

- You sti I I fucki ng mad at me' Bruce ?

- [Bruce] Fuck you !

01:04:39

- [John Muttering]

- [Joe]Shut up,John.

01:04:49

[Joe]

Whoo !

01:04:50

Hello, askatoon,

we're the Hard Core Logos.

01:04:52

This next one is for

the late' great ki ng of punk,

01:04:56

Bucky Haight' who died

last night i n New York City.

01:05:00

//[Guitar]

01:05:13

/ You had no ti me

for corruption /

01:05:18

/ You felt the world

was an unsafe place /

01:05:22

/ You work towards

a sol ution /

01:05:26

// [ Conti nues' I ndisti nct ]

01:05:31

/ A bl ue tattoo /

01:05:35

/ A bl ue tattoo

on the soul of love /

01:05:40

/ A bl ue tattoo /

01:05:43

/ I n the shape

of a heart /

01:05:54

[ Woman Shouting]

01:06:05

//[Fades]

01:06:10

A '59 Strat.

01:06:13

- [Bruce]Reallynice. Yes.

- Yeah' real ly nice.

01:06:19

- You play guitar' right ?

- You know, so-so.

01:06:22

- Off and on ?

- [Chuckles]

01:06:25

You started out as a documentary

fi I m maker' right ? I heard that.

01:06:29

- Yeah. That was the goodolddays

- Yeah ?

01:06:32

Kin f bringing i llhome.

That is a classic, assicguitar.

01:06:36

[ Whistlingg

01:06:39

You should get up on stage with us

someti me. Can I come back i nto this ?

01:06:42

Yeah, yeah.

Cut it.

01:06:47

Keep it rollingg.

Keep it rollingg, Danny.

01:06:50

Joe, is he still ired ?

Is he wire ?

01:06:52

I f Bruce ever uses that fucki n,

shit with Pi pe' then that

fucki n' goat Pi pe is fucked.

01:06:57

- As if Pi pe's ever gonna

get a bank loan anyway.

- Very true.

01:07:00

[ Chuckles ]

Look' I 'm 3 5 years old next week.

01:07:03

I f I play this cl ub one more ti me,

I 'm gonna fucki n' shoot myself.

01:07:08

What's up with you

after this tour ?

01:07:10

Do I have plans ?

I don't know. I 'm--

01:07:14

- What about me and you ?

- I thought you were gonna bri ng

me up here and apologize.

01:07:19

No' I was goi ng to apologize.

I was gonna say sorry...

01:07:21

that fucki ng Ed Festus fucked you over

agai n for the second ti me.

01:07:24

-You were gonna do that' but you didn't.

-No' I didn't.

01:07:30

What are we gonna do ?

You and me ?

01:07:34

You and me ?

What's Pi pe and J ohn--

01:07:36

Fuck Pi pe and J ohn. J ohn's tal ki n,

a I i ne to his fucki ng coke.

01:07:39

Pi pe fucki ng pops

a Pop Tart.

01:07:45

- Pi pe's fucked.

- Okay' okay' okay' okay.

01:07:48

- So you want you' me' you' me.

- Bi ngo.

01:07:50

Okay. New deal' though.

01:07:53

- Music' no coke. You wanna hang out

with fucki ng coke heads--

- Use your head !

01:07:56

- Keep your fucki n' voice down.

- I want the m usic. Music !

01:08:07

Done.

01:08:09

I love you.

01:08:16

J oe Dick'

si nger' songwriter.

01:08:19

J oe Dick'

si nger' songwriter.

01:08:22

Bi I ly Tal lent'

guitar player.

01:08:26

Pi pe Feltch--

Pi pefitter.

01:08:29

- Drum mer.

- [Laugh ng]

01:08:31

Fuck you.

01:08:34

J ohn--J ohn Oxenberger,

01:08:36

songwriter' bassist,

backup vocals.

01:08:41

//[RockAndRoll]

01:08:49

/ Let's go to fuckin' Hawaii

Get drun n h un/

01:08:53

/ I wanna layin Waikiki

Get a tan on mybuns/

01:08:56

/ Runnin' from the rains

Thousands on the run/

01:08:59

/ Making ike the rich

Heading for the fun/

01:09:03

/ Let's go to fucking a i

Get tans on the beach/

01:09:06

//[Indis n t]

01:09:10

/ Runnin' from the rains

Thousands on the run/

01:09:13

/ Making ike the rich

Heading for the fun/

01:09:17

- [Billy] Cheese Gun.

- [Pipp roans]SnowAxe.

01:09:21

- [John]Life ow Picnic.

- [Billy] Church Worms.

01:09:24

[Joe Imitates Buzze

Category is Fake Canadia a s

01:09:29

[Billy]

Okay,, s r Leonard Cohen, Die e.

01:09:31

[Pipp

SledDogAfterbirth.

01:09:34

[Billy]

You're the king, p .Joe ?

01:09:37

[Joe]

MacArthur Parka.

01:09:40

/ Let's go to fucking a iii

01:09:44

/ Let's go to fucking a iii

01:09:47

/ Running rom the rain

Thousands on the run/

01:09:51

/ Making ike the rich

Heading for the fun//

01:09:55

This is a band house'

which basical ly means that...

01:09:59

touri ng bands stay here 'cause it's

cheaper than putti ng 'em up at hotels.

01:10:04

I get free room and board to look after

the place and cook the odd meal.

01:10:08

- I 'm a student' so it's

a pretty good deal for me.

- [Bruce] That's great.

01:10:12

[Joe]

So, Mulligan called.

01:10:14

We got thirdbilling,

30,000people. It's a huge gig.

01:10:19

- U h' when ?

- Three weeks.

01:10:22

Okay' so we do some of the new shit.

What about Pi pe and J ohn ?

01:10:25

Thi rty thousand fucki ng people.

We slap them i nto shape.

That's 60'000 pai rs of ears.

01:10:29

- No' it's 3 0'000 pai rs of ears,

Mr. Fucki ng Accounti ng.

- [ Mi m icki ng ]

01:10:33

Hey' you guys.

Check this out' man.

01:10:36

Hey' baby. Hey' sweetie.

You gotta check this one out' man.

01:10:39

No' no' no' this is m i ne !

I t's theJ ohn Oxenberger bi ble.

01:10:43

- You have no sense of privacy.

- Reverend Pi pefitter

is gonna do the sermon.

01:10:46

Listen to this.

Get off of my shoulder.

01:10:48

-J -J oe has i nformed me...

01:10:51

that m-myjournal has been

deemed a threat to the band.

01:10:55

Wel I' fuck that. What the hel l

has h-h-happened to us anyway ?',

01:11:00

Anyway, isten to this.

ll week we went through ese motio ,

01:11:02

just holdi ng our breath i n case

someone whispers a secret...

01:11:06

too soft to hear.

01:11:08

Wel I' I held my breath

long enough.

01:11:10

I heard the secret

and I real ized...

01:11:14

that I real ly came on this tour

because I can be honest with

these guys and nobody else."

01:11:19

There's more. Wait.

[ Chuckles ]

01:11:21

I came back because when I 'm at home,

I have to take these pi I ls."

01:11:24

No shit. The guy's a looney

Oh, here's apill.

01:11:27

Would you fuck off.

I have to I ie to everyone.

01:11:30

I I ie to Cel i ne. I I ie to myself.

I I ie to everyone else.

01:11:33

I have to get up every day and tel l

this I ie every day about bei ng normal.

01:11:37

And before the reunion came up'

I was scared I 'd wake up one day...

01:11:41

andbelie that lie

for the rest of mylife

01:11:43

Makes me wonder what lies

the otherguys are belie ngg. "

01:11:46

I s that hi larious or what ?

01:11:51

You guys aren't laughi ng.

Oh' shit.

01:11:57

W-W-Wel I' this s-s-settles

one thi ng.

01:12:01

I -I -I -I never knew...

01:12:03

i-i-ifyou could read or not.

01:12:08

I'm sorry, , man.

Look, I'm-- Oh, fuck.

01:12:12

9 1 1 .

01:12:14

[Joe] You hurt his fucking e ings.

You're so fucking tupid.

01:12:18

You loved it.

01:12:22

- [Joe] Well,, t was a little funny.

- I know. No shit' eh ?

01:12:26

Would you give it a fucki ng break ?

Give that camera a fucki ng break.

01:12:29

Why don't you guys

al I fuck off.

01:12:31

J esus Christ. I mean' who do you

thi nk you are anyway' Bruce ?

01:12:35

Bruce' who do you

thi nk you are ?

01:12:38

I 've seen your movies.

You seen his movies ? What is it ?

Roadkill dHighway 69.

01:12:44

Come on.

Give me a break.

01:12:46

I mean' hey' hey' look. Hey' man.

Look' I 'm tal ki n' to you.

01:12:49

We've been through shit

and we've been through hel I and back,

01:12:52

and we know what it's I i ke,

and we sti I I survived.

01:12:56

'Cause we're a fucki ng band' aren't we ?

We're a fucki ng band' man.

01:12:58

'Cause we're a fucki ng band' aren't we ?

We're a fucki ng band' man.

01:12:59

And you wanna know

something lse ?

01:13:01

I bet you we're gonna be here

a lot longer than you wi I I.

01:13:04

And I bet you any money

your videos are probably

on sale at Payless for 99 cents.

01:13:10

[Joe]

There yougo, blow.

01:13:12

Can we get some eggs here ?

This beer is so fucki n' flat.

01:13:15

- I t's from last night.

I opened it last night.

- [Joe] It's urin .

01:13:19

[Dis nt Laugh r]

01:13:22

[Pipp

Youpiss in mybeer ?

01:13:33

There you go.

01:13:37

J ohn's... book.

01:13:44

Words come and go,

01:13:50

but pictures never die.

01:14:00

You know' it's I i ke when

you spend so m uch ti me with it,

01:14:01

it's I i ke it is fam i ly' so--

01:14:04

Li ke that's...

01:14:06

H.C. L. F.'

the Hard Core Logo fam i ly.

01:14:09

[J oe ]

We laugh our fucki ng heads off, or

there's just a lot of fucki ng tension.

01:14:13

And that seems to work.

And that's what real I ife is.

01:14:17

I t's I i ke a marriage. You get along'

and fights are a drag' but they happen.

01:14:21

[ Pi pe ] I t's I i ke

your brother or your sister.

01:14:23

You I i ke them. You love them.

But you never tel I 'em that.

01:14:26

You just give 'em shit

for the rest of thei r I ife.

Always pick out thei r bad poi nts.

01:14:30

- That's al I they do.

- [J ohn ] I marry the m usic.

01:14:32

I marry the percussion

and the electrical sound,

01:14:38

so I 'm ki nd of I i ke

the mother of the band.

01:14:41

[ Bi I ly ] Certai n thi ngs that fal l

i nto place at different ti mes...

01:14:44

where' you know' maybe it was J ohn

taki ng care of everybody for a whi le...

01:14:48

or maybe it was Pi pe.

01:14:52

Someti mes it's J oe' and then

it al I sort of switches around.

01:14:55

Someone's always fal I i ng down

and other people are picki n' 'em up.

01:14:57

- We hel ped hi m out.

He's doi ng a lot better.

- The band's a fam i ly.

01:15:00

The guy's getti ng so m uch press,

he's goi ng to fucki ng L.A.

01:15:03

I n a way.

01:15:06

Fix the bridge

and it'I I be perfect.

01:15:10

[Girl So, is it true

youguys faked the benefit ?

01:15:13

- What are you tal ki ng about ?

- A friendof mine

jus a e rom Vanncouver.

01:15:17

Said Bucky Haight

was never shot.

01:15:19

- He's sayi ng a lot of people

are real ly pissed off.

- [Joe] Like who ?

01:15:22

We jus aw Bucky.

He's in a wheelchair.

01:15:25

Well,, 'm jus ayingg

I heardhe's not.

01:15:28

[Billy]

The guyshowedus his stump, ictoria

01:15:30

You ever see a guy's stum p ?

The guy's I i ke'

01:15:33

Come on' man. I want

to show you how it feels.

01:15:36

Touch it.

Touch my stum p.',

01:15:40

Disgusting !

01:15:42

So don't tel I me

that Bucky Haight wasn't shot.

01:15:45

'Cause we were there.

We touched his stum p.

01:15:49

Okay ?

01:15:52

- Okay.

- Okay' now beat it.

01:15:58

Oh !

That was very clever.

01:16:08

[Man, Woman]

/ You're walking long the street/

01:16:11

/ Or you're at aparty/

01:16:14

/ Or else you're alone

and then/

01:16:16

/ Yousuddenly dig

01:16:19

/ You're looking

in someone's eyes

01:16:22

/ Yousuddenlyrealize

01:16:25

/ That this couldbe

the start of something igg

01:16:29

/ You're lunching

at Twenty-One//

01:16:32

//[RockAndRoll]

01:16:36

That was the Hard Cores with

Who the Hel I Do You Thi nk You Are ?',

01:16:39

And we have I ive i n the studio with us

today' lead guitarist Bi I ly Tal lent.

01:16:43

Bi I ly' welcome

to Deadmenton.',

01:16:46

Canadian capital

of rock and rol I worshi p.

01:16:51

Terry' glad to be here.

01:16:54

Al I right' al I right,

al I right.

01:16:57

We got the Hard Cores back together.

You're wrappi ng up the tour now.

01:17:00

Last night here i n Edmonton.

You gotta feel great.

01:17:03

Yeah' we had a couple

of good gigs' some wi ld nights.

01:17:06

I 'm glad people remem ber us' blah' blah,

blah' blah' blah' blah' blah' blah.

01:17:10

Al I right. Wel I' let's tal k about

the Toronto gig you got com i ng up.

01:17:14

Big thi ng.

You're looki ng for 3 0'000 some-odd

people. That sounds real ly exciti ng.

01:17:17

I notice you got

a I ittle fi I m crew here today with you.

A lot of thi ngs goi ng on.

01:17:21

I s there a video or a possi ble--

another tour com i ng up ?

01:17:26

Or somethi ng on those I i nes ?

You know what we're gonna do ?

We're gonna cut to--

01:17:30

We're gonna cut to

a I ittle song here.

01:17:32

Ten Buck Fuck"

by Hard Core Logo.

01:17:35

Thank you.

That just came i n five m i nutes ago.

01:17:38

- Bi I ly' you've been

holdi ng out on me' man.

- No' I haven't.

01:17:41

I t came i n five m i nutes ago. I haven't

told J oe. I haven't told anybody.

01:17:44

You're playi ng with J enifur.

You're playi ng with J enifur !

01:17:46

That's I i ke the big ti me' man. That's

I i ke the big ti me ! This is great.

01:17:50

We'I I do a I ive on-ai r i nterview.

We'I I tal k about this right now.

01:17:54

This'I I be I i ke an excel lent ki nd

of thi ng. This wi I I be total ly cool.

01:17:57

No' nothi ng on the ai r.

I don't want you to tel I anybody.

01:18:00

What do you mean ? You don't want me

to tal k about this on the ai r ?

01:18:05

No. Hang on.

01:18:07

[ Stam mers ]

01:18:10

- You didn't hear that' right ?

- [Bruce] We're cool.

01:18:13

- You're cool ?

- Yeah.

01:18:15

- Okay.

- We're cool, Billyboy.

01:18:17

Just wait.

We'llshow you jus howcool we are.

01:18:19

- How much time ?

- About 40 seconds.

01:18:21

Look' I'm gonna have to cut out

'cause I have nothing to say.

01:18:24

- I can't talk to you about any ofthis.

- What do you mean ?

01:18:27

- You gotta go ?

- Yeah.

01:18:29

- I'lI see you at the gig

tonight' right ?

- Well' yeah--

01:18:32

- You're on the list.

- All right. Great.

01:18:35

- Hey' can I still get that plus one--

- No !

01:18:37

Yourfriends

are din , e .

01:18:40

- I'm jus idding.

- All right' man. You and me' Billy.

01:18:46

There's ten rules ofthe

Great Rock and Roll Swindle.

01:18:48

One: You establish the name,

in our case again.

01:18:53

Two: You become the world's

greatest tourist attraction.

01:18:55

Three:: You fucking g as much

moneyfrom the recordcompany

as you-- mmm--possiblycan.

01:19:01

Four: You find a guitar player

that's committed' honest' trustworthy.

01:19:06

How was the fucking

interview' William ?

01:19:13

How was the interview,

William ?

01:19:16

Andfive::

You, uh--

01:19:20

[Bruce]So youandBilly

are doing newalbum as well ?

01:19:23

Why do you ask' Bruce ?

Do you want to do our video ?

01:19:28

Well,, tually,

I was jus g na ask you...

01:19:31

how you feelabout

Billyleaving the band.

01:19:35

Howdo you feelabout

Billyleaving HardCore Logo ?

01:19:49

/ Rock and roll

is fat and ugly /

01:19:51

/ Rock and roll

is fat and ugly /

01:19:53

/ Rock androll

is fatandugly

01:19:55

/ Rock and roll

is fat and ugly /

01:19:57

/ Take me out

ofthis frozen season /

01:20:00

/Sendme down

fora holiday/

01:20:02

/ I'll spend some time

down in Costa Rica /

01:20:05

/ I just can't wait

to get away /

01:20:08

/ Permeate /

01:20:10

/ Till you're right here /

01:20:13

/ Permeate /

01:20:15

/ 'Cause I think

I'm leaving /

01:20:18

/She wassogoodto me

She's always ere through e day/

01:20:22

/ She's been so fine to me

She's always there through every day /

01:20:27

[ Shouts ]

01:20:48

// [ I ndistinct ]

01:20:51

/ Who the hell

you thinkyou are /

01:20:54

/ Call your wife

a fucking itch/

01:20:57

/ Who the hell

you thinkyou are /

01:20:59

/ Watch herleave

'causeshe hates yourguts/

01:21:01

/ Who the hell

you thinkyou are /

01:21:03

/ Thankyou

very' very' very much /

01:21:06

/ Who the hell

you thinkyou are /

01:21:08

Yeah' but what

do you do' man ?

01:21:11

Yougetbeat up and...

01:21:13

yourheart's crus din

and yougetlet down...

01:21:16

byaperson oraplace

orsomething o rusted.

01:21:21

Or youput up a figgh .

01:21:24

till h 's lostis found.

01:21:27

Yeah !

01:21:31

/ And you get knocked down

and you get beat up /

01:21:34

/And youreach

for the bulle

01:21:36

/ And you wait around

and around and around /

01:21:40

/ For whateveritis, an

thatgot youbusted/

01:21:44

/ To get inside /

01:21:46

/ To hit theground/

01:21:50

/ Well' there'll be no peace

There'll be no fight /

01:21:54

- / 'Cause someone's gonna die tonight /

- Hey! Hey!

01:22:01

/ There ain't no point

in running around /

01:22:05

- / Whensomeone'sgonna/

- Hey ! Hey !

01:22:07

/ Die tonight //

01:22:19

Oooh !

01:22:22

This has been

a very special evening.

01:22:25

Not only is this the end

ofour hugely successful reunion tour,

01:22:30

it's also the end

of Billy Tallent's fucking ife

01:22:37

[John]

Skins ppedoffmypalms.

01:22:41

I was dry'

but now I'm wet.

01:22:44

Now I'm everywhere.

01:22:49

Bars offthe win w.

01:22:51

No more music.

No more--

01:22:53

[Indis n t]

01:22:57

Offwith their--

Offwith theirheads.

01:23:00

Throw them to the lio .

Feedthem to the dead.

01:23:03

Burn them at thestake.

01:23:06

Stake to the heart.

01:23:08

Undeadfucking

on the bedrock.

01:23:12

Of evil wboymouth...

01:23:15

bit the headoffazit.

01:23:18

Lobster man saves

rock and roll' rock and roll.

01:23:22

Gave his own life

to the soul.

01:23:27

No control.

01:23:31

No control.

01:23:34

No control.

01:23:38

No control.

01:23:42

Andin the end, it's love.

01:23:46

And in the end' it's love.

01:23:48

Andin the end, it's love.

01:23:51

And in the end' it's love.

01:23:56

And in the end,

it's love.

01:23:59

And in the end' it's love.

01:24:02

And in the end,

it's love.

01:24:06

And in the end' it's love.

01:24:09

Andin the end, it's love.

01:24:12

Andin the end,

it's love.

01:24:16

Andin the end, it's love.

01:24:19

And in the end' it's love.

01:24:23

And in the end,

it's love.

01:24:26

Andin the end,

it's love.

01:24:30

And in the end,

it's love.

01:24:32

And in the end--

01:24:35

Thankyou very much'

Edmonton. Good night.

01:24:42

[People Chattering Indis n tly]

01:25:33

We're good.

01:25:38

We're buddies.

01:25:41

- End ofthe tour.

- Endof the tour.

01:25:45

Did you have a good time ?

01:25:50

Yeah.

01:25:52

You got everything

you needed' right ?

01:25:56

One more shot.

I thought it was excellent.

01:26:06

What is it ?

One more shot' and salud?

01:26:09

[Indis n t]

01:26:16

[Bruce ] Jesus !

Oh,Jesus ! Was that forreal ?

01:26:19

- [Man]Chris !

- [Bruce]Someone callan ambulance !

01:26:22

Someone callan ambulance !

01:28:07

//[RockAndRoll]

01:28:12

//[Backup Singers Harmonizing

01:28:17

[JoeyRamone]/ Well,, 've been

to London and we've been to L.A. /

01:28:20

/Spain, ewZealand

andthe U.S.A. /

01:28:22

/ Europe,Japan

andPagg ago/

01:28:25

/ Canada,, Sia , Oz

andKamoto/

01:28:27

/ The kids I me

from miles round/

01:28:30

/ Thepartygetsstarted

when thesungoes down/

01:28:32

/AndHolidaylnn's

the onlyhome Iknow/

01:28:36

/ Iknow, Iknow, Iknow/

01:28:40

/ Rock androll's the life

'cause wegot thepower, baby/

01:28:45

/ Cruising o the higgh ay

at500 miles n hour,, baby/

01:28:50

/ Wegota fuel-injectedtourbus

Man, itreallyflies

01:28:53

/ With a vide tape deck ins de

01:28:56

/ Let'sgo rock androll

Everybody,, me on/

01:28:58

/ Let'sgo rock androll

Everybody,, me on now/

01:29:04

/ Touringg, touringg

is neverboring/

01:29:06

/ Touringg, touringg

is neverboring/

01:29:09

/ Touringg, touringg

is neverboring/

01:29:11

/ Touringg, touringg

Oh, baby/

01:29:14

/ Touringg

01:29:16

/ Especia y i

yourfavoritegitl/

01:29:19

/ Touringg, touringg

allaroundthe world/

01:29:22

//[Backup Singers Harmonizing

01:29:26

/ Well,, 've been around

thisgreatbigg rld/

01:29:29

/And we've metallkinds

of guys andgitls

01:29:32

/ From Kamoto Islands

to RockawayBeach/

01:29:34

/ No, it's nothard

not far to reach/

01:29:37

/Americangitls ock me out

ya know/

01:29:40

/ Fast cars,, coldbeer

androck androll/

01:29:42

/America s h nlyhome

Iknow/

01:29:46

/ Iknow, Iknow, Iknow/

01:29:50

/ Let'sgo, let'sgo

let'sgo, let'sgo/

01:29:52

/ Five hundredmiles

to Mexico/

01:29:55

/ Let'sgo, let'sgo

let'sgo, let'sgo/

01:29:58

/ Two hundredmiles

to Tokyo/

01:30:00

/ Let'sgo

Let'sgo/

01:30:03

/ Let'sgo

Let'sgo/

01:30:10

/ Drii , rive, drii

the niggh away/

01:30:12

/Straiggh on through

to the break of day/

01:30:15

/ Drii , rive, drii

the niggh away/

01:30:17

/ Well,, t's in yourblood

it's in yourblood/

01:30:20

/ Touringg, touringg

is neverboring/

01:30:23

/ Touringg, touringg

is neverboring/

01:30:25

/ Touringg, touringg

is neverboring/

01:30:28

/ Touringg, touringg

Oh, baby/

01:30:30

/ Touringg

01:30:33

/ Especia y i

yourfavoritegitlnow/

01:30:35

/ Touringg, touringg

allaround, yeah/

01:30:38

/ Touringg, touringg

allaroundthe world/

01:30:41

/ Touringg, touringg

allaround, yeah/

01:30:43

/ Touringg, touringg

allaroundthe world//

01:30:50

[CrowdCheering]

01:31:03

[Cheering Contin s

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